More reasons as to why i shall not be having babies

Need I say more?

Procreation, rumour has it and other things...

So I dont think I will be having children...The maths of it just will not add up! Im about 26, this means if everything goes well i will be having my first child at 30 which means when that child is 20 I will be 50. So at 50 I should be workin my a** of to put my first child through varsity and goodness knows how many else after that through various stages of education???I dont think that works...I will just ahve to not have children one is supposed to be retired at 50 surely...

Anyway I was jsut wondering how funny it is how much people have to say about one. Actually speaking like u r the best of buddies and yet its someone really random like yo ex-boyfriends ex-girlfriend or something informing the world about you. People need to get lives...

So the New Zealand cricketers wont be visiting Zim til 2010 coz its "unsafe" what is that supposed to mean? Whats so unsafe about Zim? lets compare with South Africa you are not at risk of getting mugged, knifed, mauled nd all those awful things we hear about on the news ao?????

Tsuro nsgudo

Remember these???
Paivapo tsuro na gudo
Gudo aive nehuchi hwake
akahucherera pasi kuti vamwe vasadye
tsuro akazviona
akachera gomba akaisa madota
tsuro akadya huchu
Gudo akadaidza kuti adtye akaramba achiti achadya hake zvepasi
Gudo akaenda pagomba pake
akabva a kweva dota
Tsuro akaumburuka nekuseka
Ndopakafira sarungano!!!!

And this?
Paivapo Tsuro naGudo. Zvino Tsuro akaronga party akabva akoka Gudo. Gudo came with his family and homies and then when they got o the party the tsuros would inspect the Gudo's hands and then they wuld say we cant let you touch the food can you go back and wash your hands. Then the gudos will go back and obviously they would come back with dirty hands this went on until all the food and booze was finished.
Ndopakafira sarongano.

Its against nature

Jamaica bans sexually expicit and violent songs from its airwaves? Ok fine i agree with doing away with the destructive influence of violent music but Jamaicans dance like that (u know the s*xy gyratin and stuff)...its in their blood! I wnat some of that blood....Very noble of them thou...Anyone remember when pants of any sort were goin to be banned for chix in Zim? That was jus ridiculous...really. Was that the best they could come up with? Im sure we had bigger issues at the time.

I dont understand where im "lacking reason"

The scenario...you have a "friend" who does something that is life affirming so to say and doesnt tell u about it. When I say life affirming i mean LIFE AFFRIMING. So they tell me a few days later and I nearly faint with the shock of it. Anyway I thought about the whole thing and came to a conclusion clearly the person is not my friend... According to the masses I am over-reacting but I dont think so. Is this the way its supposed to work? I tell u everything expose myself to you and discover teh feeling is not mutual. I would like to think I am right in assuming the friendship was questionable to begin with am i not?

Amen to this...

Hater/ By Maya Angelou

A hater is someone who is jealous and envious and spends all their time trying to make you look small so they can look tall. They are very negative people to say the least. Nothing is ever good enough!

When you make your mark, you will always attract some haters...

That's why you have to be careful with whom you share your blessings and your dreams, because some folk can't handle seeing you blessed... It's dangerous to be like somebody else... If God wanted you to be like somebody else, He would have given you what He gave them! Right? You never know what people have gone through to get what they have...

The problem I have with haters is that they see my glory, but they don't know my story... If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, you can rest assured that the water bill is higher there too! We've all got some haters among us!

Some people envy you because you can: a) Have a relationship with God b) Light up a room when you walk in c) Start your own business d) Tell a man / woman to hit the curb (if he / she isn't about the right thing) e) Raise your children without both parents being in the home

Haters can't stand to see you happy. Haters will never want to see you succeed. Most of our haters are people who are supposed to be on our side. How do you handle your undercover haters? You can handle these haters by:
1. Knowing who you are & who your true friends are *(VERY IMPORTANT!!)
2. Having a purpose to your life: Purpose does not mean having a job.. You can have a job and still be unfulfilled. A purpose is having a clear sense of what God has called you to be. Your purpose is not defined by what others think about you.
3. By remembering what you have is by divine prerogative and not human manipulation. Fulfill your dreams! You only have one life to live...when its your time to leave this earth, you 'want' to be able to say, 'I've lived my life and fulfilled 'my' dreams,... Now I'm ready to go HOME!

When God gives you favor, you can tell your haters, 'Don't look at me...Look at Who is in charge of me...'