Tsuro nsgudo

Remember these???
Paivapo tsuro na gudo
Gudo aive nehuchi hwake
akahucherera pasi kuti vamwe vasadye
tsuro akazviona
akachera gomba akaisa madota
tsuro akadya huchu
Gudo akadaidza kuti adtye akaramba achiti achadya hake zvepasi
Gudo akaenda pagomba pake
akabva a kweva dota
Tsuro akaumburuka nekuseka
Ndopakafira sarungano!!!!

And this?
Paivapo Tsuro naGudo. Zvino Tsuro akaronga party akabva akoka Gudo. Gudo came with his family and homies and then when they got o the party the tsuros would inspect the Gudo's hands and then they wuld say we cant let you touch the food can you go back and wash your hands. Then the gudos will go back and obviously they would come back with dirty hands this went on until all the food and booze was finished.
Ndopakafira sarongano.